Another miracle! I had breakfast, breakfast is really break fast, or break-the-fast. 2 large pieces of Kosher French Toast, Yoghurt, Raisin Bran Cereal, Vitamin C-packed Orange Juice, and Decaffeinated Coffee and Kosher Skim Milk. Break fast fit for the faster, faster being "one who fasts." I am the fastest faster in the wild West! Actually I fast in the Midwest, in West Rogers Park! Which is really not west, it is east, east like Jerusalem, the Middle East, and east like as in next to Lake Michigan which is east of the Western Suburbs of Chicago. Any further east and I would be swimming! Because not only is the lake east of me, but the YMCA swimming pool is next door to the east. East, but not as in East[er]. Easter Bunny eggs are non-Kosher eggs, and rabbits are non-Kosher meats, they are 4-bidden foods. Eating scrambled eggs without a spot of blood in the middle, means they are Kosher eggs, unfertile eggs. Eating unfertile eggs, means having a fertile brain giving birth to more and more creative ideas, and not eating the aborted body of a dead chick. All's well, I broke the fast and will again have breakfast, tomorrow morning...
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